April 2009
128 posts
this line for hot wings is soooooo long. i just want to eat and go to sleep dogs.
Tonight I will redefine everything and tomorrow I will start in on my better...
– Saves the Day (via owlsgo) (via merricat) (via 17thsuitcase)
March 2009
569 posts
okee:
Angela screaming out some stuff to get in after 5weeks of wearing all black and not showering
crazy!
i’m pretty sure i saw people like this at a bus stop on douglass earlier in the year, they were wearing exactly the same shit, (blue hoodie, blue jeans, timberland work boots) waiting one behind the other, hoodie up over their head. they had the same book bag and the water bottle...
I want to crawl into a cave
and like never come out. true story.
gifparty:
holy fucksauce
Chopped N Skrewed Lyrics LOL
Yeah! YEA-YEAH! WHOA-O-OHH [Hook 1:] Nuh-Nuh Nuh Shawty Nuh-Nuh Nuh Shawty Nuh-Nuh Nuh Shawty Don’t chop me, Shawty don’t Screw Me Shawty don’t chop me, Shawty don’t Screw Me Shawty don’t chop me, Shawty don’t Screw Me Yeah Yea-Yeah [Verse 1: T-Pain] Have you ever seen A dime piece all alone at the bar (bar-bar) Straight out of a magazine And you...
BROOKLYN, WE GO HARD
WE GO HARD.
VinPunk311: i wish joey had another party so i could dominate you in beer pong again
joeszawesome: wowwww
joeszawesome: you wish
VinPunk311: storybooked your ass
joeszawesome: you wish
VinPunk311: i honestly shit on your feelings
joeszawesome: you wish
joeszawesome: my comebacks are legendary
it is too beautiful out today to be in class :(
My gripez
Here’s the sitch, I can respect mindless pictures and doodles and what not. I doodle in class all the time and fuck, I post shit for Fuck Yeah Pokememe, but what really gets my goat is when people don’t think about art that’s supposed to be thought about. You don’t approach art that is supposed to be taken seriously the same way that you approach a meme or a clever...
Gathering of the Gargoyles →
“Back in 1994 when Disney first released the imaginative, inspired new series “Gargoyles”, they couldn’t have foreseen the ripple of excitement it would create and the fans it would gather.”
ahahaha, this show was pretty bomb when I was 5.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yo are you a creepy gay guy too?
Stranger: I like honey nut cheerios.
Stranger: mateo.
You: this thing is gold
Third attempt at Omegle
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: are you a creepy gay guy?
Stranger: no
You: well that's a relief
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
He was a creepy gay guy who was mad business-like, he couldn't waste his time on me.
Creepers
okee:
So we went to the Pub since Queens had a line. Had a blast dancing and drinking Stella. I was in my own groove with my girlfriends and these two short dudes thought ‘girl dancing’ means ‘she wants to dance with me’
ERRRR Wrong
So I spent like 20 min. Telling the lil guys to piss off. They really couldn’t handle that I wanted to rock out to the electronic remix’s on my own
THEN
A guy...
Going Out Tonight
okee:
Ashlee, Jenna, Sarah, Ashty and Myself are hitting the sleezy RU bars. Hopefully wont be catchin disease’s on old Queens narsty potty’s
ahahaha have fun! it’s crappy out right now!
i have work tonight
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-
ugh
anyone wanna bring me breakfast? maybe like chocolate chip pancakes? please?
haha people are pouring out on college ave to start partying and i consider most of my partying for the night to be done!
Shamwow guy gets beat up by a hooker →
(via not-funny)
fuck you hussey
my mood
im so fucking angry
fuck rutgers university
yeah so anyway, i got fucked by the long dick of colonel henry rutgers today. dorm cut off numbers came back and it was 3,095 or some shit. out of fucking 10,800. now i had 10,108 so i knew i wasn’t getting jackshit but the fact that the cutoff for the fucking bottom-of-the-barrel housing was 2000 numbers less than HALF the total numbers they gave out fucking disgusts me. they said they...
the wire
i just finished the wire. it was amazing. if anyone wants to gab about it let me know, send me an e-mail or something, i’d be more then happy to talk about it
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack
bewildered:
fmylife:
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
why do people get upset over things like this? she should be saying “I DODGED A BULLET, I COULD HAVE ACCIDENTALLY HAD CHILDREN WITH THIS...
To the guy eating McDonalds food at his desk
rachell:
fuiru:
Dude, I can smell it. You have a McDonalds burger. That’s one of the most unmistakeable smells in the world. You’re eating it in full whiff of the rest of the office.
You bastard.
I am going to hunt to down, steal your food and wait by your broken body and poop your own food on your desk. You utter shit.
I will do all of this once I have finished creating the Aged Debtors...