[Hook 1:] Nuh-Nuh Nuh Shawty Nuh-Nuh Nuh Shawty Nuh-Nuh Nuh Shawty Don’t chop me, Shawty don’t Screw Me Shawty don’t chop me, Shawty don’t Screw Me Shawty don’t chop me, Shawty don’t Screw Me Yeah Yea-Yeah
[Verse 1: T-Pain] Have you ever seen A dime piece all alone at the bar (bar-bar) Straight out of a magazine And you just want to let her know who you are (are-are) So you say let me buy you a drink Or a little conversation If that’s what you want to do (do-do) And she said love is about to end And you said y dont u come to my crib And She said I can’t leave my friends
[Chorus 1:] Now you’ve offically been chopped and screwed Screwed-Screwed Chopped-Chopped And Screwed You’ve offically been dance-dance Screwed And Ewed-Ewed Chopped Screwed-Screwed You’ve offically been chopped and screwed And-And Screw Chop-Screw-Screwed You’ve offically been Screwed Screwed Screw-Screw Chop-Chop And Screwed You’ve officially been And-And Screwed
[Hook 2:] Shawty don’t chop me, Shawty don’t Screw Me (Yeah) Sha-Shawty don’t chop me, Shawty Screw-Screw (Chopped and Screwed) Shawty-Shawty don’t chop, Shawty-Shawty don’t Screw Me (HEYYY-Yeah) Shawty don’t chop me, don’t-don’t Screw Me (Yea-Yeah)
[Verse 2: T-Pain] Have you ever been in the VIP room Of your favorite street club (club-club) And you got a shawty on you Kissing on your neck Making you feel like she so in love (love-love) Now you done grabbed you a couple a drinks And you feeling like it’s about time to cuddle up (up-up) And you said shawty what’s really up And she takes big sip out yo cup And she said it’ll be 60 bucks
[Chorus 2:] Now you’ve officially been chopped and screwed Screwed-Screwed Chopped-Chopped And Screwed You’ve officially been Dance-Dance Screwed And Ewed-Ewed Chopped Screwed-Screwed (Luda-Luda (hahaha) You’ve officially been chopped and screwed
[Ludacris:] Nah-Nah-Nah Shawty why you acting all like that (like that) Like all you ever really want to do is just doubt me Ludacris can’t-can’t live with out ‘em But even more I bet you really can’t live with out me (nope) You-You must of flipped yo wig (yup) You got to be out yo mind (ey) I chop ch-chop You screw-You Screw You out of yo-out of yo spine (woo) Back breaker Put you over my knees Put you on punishment Women and I’ll spank ya (baaa) Have you praising the lord Like thank you-thank you Thank you lord I want to thank you (Jesus) But have you ever met a women that will lead you on And still you work instead of please her (yup) Have her singing this song Cause all night long She did nothing but flirt and tease ya (yup) But I got to admit that I have Put one in the air sit back and I laugh (ey) Shawty why do you insist on doing me that bad (ey) Probably it’s cause the amount of booty that I grab (ey) Comming back to haunt me So instead of being put in submission to subdue (what happened) Guess what dawg (hahaha) (Lu-Lu-Luda)
[Chorus 3:] Now you’ve officially been chopped and screwed Screwed-Screwed Chopped-Chopped And Screwed You’ve officially been Dance-Dance Screwed And Ewed-Ewed Chopped Screwed-Screwed You’ve officially been chopped and screwed And-And Screw Chop-Screw-Screwed You’ve officially been Screwed Screwed Screw-Screw Chop-Chop And Screwed You’ve offically been And-And Screwed
[Hook 3:] Shawty don’t chop me, Shawty don’t Screw Me (Yeah) Sha-Shawty don’t chop me, Shawty Screw-Screw (Chopped and Screwed) Shawty-Shawty don’t chop, Shawty-Shawty don’t Screw Me Shawty don’t chop me, don’t-don’t Screw Me-Me-Me-Me-Me-Me-ME
Here’s the sitch, I can respect mindless pictures and doodles and what not. I doodle in class all the time and fuck, I post shit for Fuck Yeah Pokememe, but what really gets my goat is when people don’t think about art that’s supposed to be thought about. You don’t approach art that is supposed to be taken seriously the same way that you approach a meme or a clever picture-pun. When people reblog shit solely on the basis of it looking cool or whatever and not even hinting to some kind of deeper understanding of the work and what it represents, I don’t know, it always just rubs me a bit the wrong way. I dunno, NBD or anything, but this is my blog and I can post whatever I damn well please right? Same goes for everyone else, I’m just throwin my hat into the ring.
So we went to the Pub since Queens had a line. Had a blast dancing and drinking Stella. I was in my own groove with my girlfriends and these two short dudes thought ‘girl dancing’ means ‘she wants to dance with me’
So I spent like 20 min. Telling the lil guys to piss off. They really couldn’t handle that I wanted to rock out to the electronic remix’s on my own
A guy with Skanky ass breath asked me to kiss him
ERRRR Wrong again
Going Out is FUN
Will post amazing shot of me in Cowboy Boots and a dress later
hahaha rutgers’ finest come out on saturday nights
yeah so anyway, i got fucked by the long dick of colonel henry rutgers today. dorm cut off numbers came back and it was 3,095 or some shit. out of fucking 10,800. now i had 10,108 so i knew i wasn’t getting jackshit but the fact that the cutoff for the fucking bottom-of-the-barrel housing was 2000 numbers less than HALF the total numbers they gave out fucking disgusts me. they said they were working with local hotels and some may qualify for that. golly gee fucking whitakers. the fucking kicker about all of this is that rutgers knew they had a fucking problem this past year. we had mopes living in the hotels and getting bussed over here for their classes this year. so what does fucking rutgers do? they accept EVEN MORE kids and don’t build anymore housing. what the fuck. oh the freshmen will have housing because they have options, if rutgers tries to screw them now, they’ll just go to fucking tcnj or rowan or what the fuck ever other schools accepted them. naaa, wait a year, and then fuck them, give your students who have been here for a year or two the shitend of the stick. i’m going to look at apartments later on. fuck this makes me so mad. fuck you rutgers, i haven’t even really considered transferring until now. i want to fucking vandalize some shit of yours. anyone have any tips on how to make spray paint stencils? i’m fucking tagging your weak ass shit rutgers. suck my dick.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
why do people get upset over things like this? she should be saying “I DODGED A BULLET, I COULD HAVE ACCIDENTALLY HAD CHILDREN WITH THIS RETARD.”
Dude, I can smell it. You have a McDonalds burger. That’s one of the most unmistakeable smells in the world. You’re eating it in full whiff of the rest of the office.
I am going to hunt to down, steal your food and wait by your broken body and poop your own food on your desk. You utter shit.
I will do all of this once I have finished creating the Aged Debtors Report for March.
You have been warned.
i wept. this is so very raw, so full of emotion.
the smell of other people’s fast food always grosses me out. i think it smells like cheesed dick. wendy’s is really a prime example, but mcdonald’s works too. cheesed dick, just think about that next time you catch a whiff.